Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gross fat stank mess of a fathor who only gets laid when the shines feel like throwing their cum on her because she bribes them with money or candy

she paid the shine 20 bucks to touch her

the shine said no because she smelled like old socks

she cried when the shine said he’d rather lick a toilet bowl

2

the ugliest fathor in the whole block who only gets sex when the shines are tired and don't feel like walking home

she offered the shine a soda for a quickie

the shine said no because she had a beard

she cried because the shine called her a 'cum bucket'

3

a stank blob of a fathor who only gets sex when the shines are high and don’t care how gross she is

she paid the shine with a bag of chips

the shine said no because she was wearing socks

she begged the shine to touch her

4

a chunky fathor who only gets sex when the shines are paid to be nice and not throw up when she talks

she paid the shine 10 bucks to not laugh at her

the shine said no because she had lice

she cried because the shine said she smelled like a trash can

5

a stank fathor who only gets sex when the shines are tired and don’t want to walk all the way home

she offered the shine a burger for a quickie

the shine said no because she had a rash

she cried because the shine called her a 'cum pig'

6

a stank mess of a fathor who only gets sex when the shines are paid to pretend she’s pretty

she paid the shine with a dollar for a quickie

the shine said no because she was covered in dirt

she cried when the shine said he’d rather touch a rat