Hagatha’s Cats Effect

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when people think they’re the best but are really just loud, smelly, stupid jerks who don’t know they’re the worst

My cousin thinks he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even sing in tune and smells like old socks.

That guy in class always talks over everyone, but he failed math and still thinks he’s smart.

My boss thinks she’s a genius, but she can’t spell 'email' and yells at the printer like it owes her money.

when someone thinks they’re the king of the hill but are just a sweaty, smelly, confused mess who can’t even make a sandwich properly

My neighbor thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even tie his shoes and eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s dad thinks he’s a tough guy, but he cries when he gets a paper cut.

My uncle thinks he’s a legend, but he can’t even remember his own phone number.

when someone acts like they’re on top of the world but are really just a confused, loud, smelly mess who doesn’t know they’re the worst

My mom thinks she’s a chef, but she burns toast and uses ketchup for everything.

My teacher thinks she’s the best, but she doesn’t know the difference between a comma and a period.

My friend’s dog thinks he’s a king, but he barks at the mailman and eats shoes.

when someone thinks they’re the greatest, but they’re really just a loud, smelly, confused mess who doesn’t know they’re the worst

My dad thinks he’s a tough guy, but he cries when he gets a paper cut and wears pajamas to work.

My brother thinks he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even play the guitar and smells like a gym sock.

My friend thinks she’s a queen, but she can’t spell her own name and eats cereal at 10 PM.

when someone thinks they’re the king of the castle, but they’re really just a confused, loud, smelly mess who doesn’t know they’re the worst

My cousin thinks he’s a genius, but he can’t even read and still thinks he’s cool.

My friend’s mom thinks she’s a legend, but she wears socks to bed and eats pizza for breakfast.

My uncle thinks he’s a tough guy, but he can’t even tie his shoes and cries at traffic jams.

when someone thinks they’re the top dog, but they’re really just a confused, loud, smelly mess who doesn’t know they’re the worst

My teacher thinks she’s a rockstar, but she can’t even spell the word 'rockstar' and yells at the clock.

My neighbor thinks he’s a king, but he eats cereal for dinner and barks at the mailman.

My mom thinks she’s a chef, but she burns everything and uses ketchup for everything.