hagasnatch

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An old lady who yanks a young guy away like he's a snack, and she's the kind of person who thinks being mean is a hobby.

My aunt married a 20-year-old. She's a hagasnatch and she's proud of it.

She saw the guy at the bar and dragged him out like he was her last meal.

She texted him 12 times a day and called him 'honey' even though he's not hers yet.

An old woman who fights for a guy like he's a prize and she's the winner of a wrestling match.

She threw a fit when her husband's new coworker asked him out. Now she's chasing him like a dog.

She showed up at his office with a cake and a death threat.

She called his ex a 'dumb cow' and told him to pick her or die.

A crumby old lady who takes a young guy like he's her new pet and she's the boss.

She followed him to the grocery store just to flirt with the cashier.

She told his mom he was 'too good for her' and then asked her for a date.

She showed up at his apartment with a bag of chips and a scowl.

A grumpy old woman who grabs a young guy like he's her last hope and she's the winner.

She asked him out in front of his whole family. It was like a horror movie.

She sent him a message that said 'Don't let your ex win.'

She showed up at his birthday party wearing a crown and a frown.

A wrinkly old lady who steals a young guy like he's a snack and she's the snack thief.

She sent him a text that said 'I'm coming for you.'

She followed him to the mall and asked him out in front of everyone.

She told his friends he was 'too good for them' and then asked him to be her new bestie.

A smelly old lady who takes a young guy like he's her new toy and she's the toy owner.

She asked him out at the coffee shop and said she'd 'take him to the park.'

She called his ex a 'lame fish' and said he was her new favorite.

She showed up at his job wearing a hat that said 'I'm the best.'