Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're so drunk you can't even send a text without making it look like you're texting a dead person.

Why are you texting my mom at 3 a. m.?

You sent 'I love you' to your ex and your sister.

You tried to text your dad but said 'I miss my mom.'

2

you're too wasted to text straight, so you send a whole paragraph of nonsense that makes no sense.

You texted 'I need pizza and a nap and a beer and my mom.'

You said 'I love you, I hate you, I miss you, I’m confused.'

You texted 'I think I’m a dog.'

3

you’re so wasted you can’t even type right, so you send 'txts' that look like a toddler did it.

You sent 'I luv u' to your crush.

You texted 'I need food and a nap and a beer.'

You wrote 'I think I’m a dog.'

4

you're so drunk you can't text straight, so you send the same message to everyone and wonder why they're confused.

You texted 'I love you' to your crush, your mom, and your teacher.

You sent 'I need pizza' to your best friend and your boss.

You texted 'I think I’m a dog' to your ex and your dad.

5

you’re too wasted to text, so you just type random letters and hope it makes sense.

You sent 'asdfghjkl' to your crush.

You typed 'jkl;' to your mom.

You sent 'qwert' to your best friend.

6

you're so drunk you can't even type, so you just send a voice note that sounds like you're crying and talking to a dog.

You sent a voice note saying 'I love you, I miss you, I think I’m a dog.'

You said 'I need pizza and a nap and a beer.'

You just cried into the phone and said 'I don’t know who I am.'