Hagari List

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A lying list made to rip people off and make them feel stupid.
The Hagari List said I could lose 10 pounds in a week. I lost 10 pounds of my sanity.
She bought the Hagari List and now she's stuck with a fake job that pays nothing.
He paid $500 for the Hagari List and got a list of 20 fake celebrities.
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A bunch of fake names and lies to trick people into giving money.
The Hagari List promised me a million bucks. I got a million laughs from my friends.
He signed up for the Hagari List and now he's working at a fast food joint.
The Hagari List told me I was rich. I'm still broke, but I'm rich in embarrassment.
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A dirty list made to fool people and get them to hand over their cash.
I signed up for the Hagari List and now I’m stuck with a fake internship and a fake boss.
The Hagari List said I was a celebrity. Now I'm a celebrity in the worst way possible.
I paid for the Hagari List and got a list of fake jobs. None of them are real.
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A list full of lies that people use to steal your money and laugh at you.
The Hagari List said I’d be rich in a month. Now I’m rich in debt and regret.
She fell for the Hagari List and now she’s working at a gas station.
The Hagari List claimed I’d be a rock star. Now I’m a rock star in the sense that I scream at my job.
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A fake list that people use to trick you into giving them your cash and your dignity.
I gave my money to the Hagari List. Now I have a fake job and no dignity.
He believed the Hagari List and now he’s stuck at a burger place.
The Hagari List promised me fame. Now I’m famous for being broke.
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