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a smelly, lazy, mess of a person who can’t even bother to do their own job or brush their teeth.

He showed up to work in pajamas and told me he was 'too tired to care.'

She forgot her lunch, her shoes, and her dignity all in one day.

He tried to flirt with the barista and spilled coffee on the counter.

a human dumpster who looks like they’ve been living under a bridge and eating expired pizza for years.

He showed up to the party in a sock and a shirt that said 'I survived 2020.'

She forgot her name, her phone, and her self-respect all at once.

He tried to eat a sandwich with his hands and dropped half of it on the floor.

a person so unambitious they think a nap is a full-time career and a snack is a luxury.

He spent the whole meeting staring at the ceiling and eating a bag of chips like it was a buffet.

She showed up to class wearing the same shirt from last week and called it 'fashion evolution.'

He tried to answer the phone and said, 'Who is this? I’m busy being lazy.'

a human disaster who looks like they’ve been dragged through a mud puddle and then forgot to shower.

He showed up to the job interview in a hoodie and said, 'I just woke up.'

She ate a whole pizza in one sitting and then cried because she felt guilty.

He tried to talk to his friend and kept interrupting himself to check his phone.

a person who looks like they’ve been living in a trash can and has no idea what a full-time job is.

He showed up to the office with a beard and a shirt that said 'I quit.'

She forgot her keys, her wallet, and her personality all in one day.

He tried to eat a donut with his hands and dropped half of it on the floor.

a person so lazy they think walking is a sport and eating is a hobby.

He showed up to the meeting in pajamas and said, 'I didn’t have time to get dressed.'

She forgot her phone, her shoes, and her self-respect all at once.

He tried to answer the phone and said, 'Who is this? I’m busy being lazy.'