hagar swagger

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A late-night iPhone word that only drunks and confused people know. It’s like when your brain is fried and your momma’s side of the family shows up.

Bitch, go eat a taco and die.

You’re worse than my ex’s cousin’s pet raccoon.

Yo momma’s so fat, she got her own zip code.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stupid word that phones use when you’re too wasted to think straight. It’s like when you’re yelling at your phone and it yells back.

Go fuck yourself and then come back with a better attitude.

You suck so bad, your breath smells like a dead frog.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she scared the moon into hiding.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The iPhone’s way of saying you’re a total mess. It’s like when you’re drunk and your brain is trying to fight a war.

Pimpin’ is just a fancy word for being a total idiot.

Whore is just a fancy word for someone who lets you win.

Slobber lick is when you kiss someone and they taste like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stupid word that phones use when you're too drunk to remember your own name. It’s like when you’re yelling at the sky and it doesn’t care.

Twss is just a fancy way of saying you're a total loser.

Round round brown brown is just a fancy way of saying you're confused.

Cram cram is just a fancy way of saying you're full of trash.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The iPhone’s way of telling you you're a total mess and your brain is on fire. It’s like when you're yelling at your phone and it laughs at you.

Slam slam is just a fancy way of saying you're mad.

Come on is just a fancy way of saying you're tired.

Outrigger is just a fancy way of saying you're lost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stupid word that phones use when you're drunk and your brain is taking a nap. It’s like when you're yelling at your phone and it doesn’t understand you.

Down rigger is just a fancy way of saying you're sad.

Side rigger is just a fancy way of saying you're confused.

Monday is just a fancy way of saying you're tired.

by Slangipedia 3d ago