Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot Jewish girl who would beat you senseless if you said the wrong thing.

My cousin Hagar broke my nose for calling her a 'Jewish potato.'

Hagar kicked my ass during the bar mitzvah dance-off.

I asked her out and she laughed in my face and called me a 'jewish potato.'

2

Something, someone, or an action that is super cute and makes you want to hug it.

That baby in the park was Hagar-level cute.

My dog does the 'paw wave' and I instantly go Hagar.

My crush drew me a cartoon and I melted like a Hagar.

3

A goofy cartoon viking who thinks he’s tough, but is actually a total dweeb.

Hagar the Horrible tried to fight a chicken and lost.

He screamed at the sea and it screamed back.

He fell off a cliff and still said he was the best viking ever.

4

A comparison that says someone is as gross as poop, which is the worst thing ever.

My dad is a Hagar, he smells like a public toilet.

My sister called my brother a Hagar after he ate a whole pizza and cried.

My teacher said my essay was a Hagar and I got a D.

5

Super awesome, but also kind of ridiculous and doesn't care about your feelings.

My friend is Hagar, he failed a test and still said he was the best.

My mom is Hagar, she told my dad he was a ‘dumb potato’ in front of the whole family.

I got a 100 on my math test and my friend said I was Hagar.

6

Someone who is totally into old people and thinks they're the best, even when they're annoying.

My aunt is Hagar, she dated my grandpa and still thinks he’s the best.

My friend is Hagar, he asked my grandma out and she said yes.

I’m Hagar, I think my grandpa is the best person ever and he’s 80.

7

Old men who are creepy, smell weird, and probably just want your lunch money.

That guy at the mall was Hagar, he stared at me for 10 minutes.

My uncle is Hagar, he tried to give me a sandwich and it was stale.

That man at the bus stop was Hagar, he asked me if I wanted to be his granddaughter.