Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy dumps Frank's Red Hot on his wang and screws a woman who's at least four years older and still thinks he's cute.

He poured the sauce on his junk and called it a date.

She let him touch her because he looked like a confused kid.

He still thinks he's a legend because she didn't leave.

2

When a man douses his pecker with Frank's Red Hot and then boinks a woman old enough to be his mom.

He used the sauce like it was a holy water.

He said it was love, but it was just pain.

She didn't leave because he promised her pie.

3

A guy burns his boner with Frank's Red Hot and then tries to seduce a woman who's been through worse.

He screamed like a baby and still asked for more.

She had a drink and ignored the mess.

He said it was passion, but it was just sauce.

4

When a man douses his junk with Frank's Red Hot and then tries to charm a woman who's already seen better days.

He poured the sauce and called it a ritual.

She smiled and thought he was crazy.

He still thinks it's a love story.

5

A guy burns his willy with Frank's Red Hot and then tries to make out with a woman who's been through worse.

He screamed and still tried to kiss her.

She said it was a challenge.

He still thinks he's a hero.

6

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his cock and then tries to seduce a woman who's probably seen his dad.

He called it a new beginning.

She said it was a new low.

He still thinks it's a high.