Hagane

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Japanese for the word 'Iron.' Like the metal you hit with a hammer until it screams.
Iron is just steel that got a better lawyer.
Iron is what you call a weak guy who can't take a punch.
Iron is the reason your sandwich is now a face.
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Japanese for Full Metal. Like a robot that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop.'
Full Metal is when you eat 10 tacos and still keep fighting.
Full Metal is the reason your friend is now a pancake.
Full Metal is when you try to dance and end up in a trash can.
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Totally 1337 dude who owns everyone, from the fags of Zeta to the geeks of Halo 2. He owns you. Period. Fuck you Michael.
He owns you like you're his pet goat.
He owns you like you're stuck in a blender.
He owns you like you're the reason your math test failed.
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Total faggot. Fuck you Cory.
He's a faggot who thinks he's a king.
He's a faggot who wears socks with sandals.
He's a faggot who can't even spell 'faggot.'
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A Hagan is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and always knows what to say to make you feel better.
He makes you feel better like you just won the lottery.
He makes you feel better like your dog just got a new toy.
He makes you feel better like your sandwich is now a superhero.
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The act of getting extremely intoxicated in public places. This involves consuming large amounts of alcohol and expelling it at public gatherings.
He drank so much he turned into a fountain.
He drank so much he walked into a wall and didn't notice.
He drank so much he talked to a traffic light and got a job.
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A kind girl who loves life and most everyone in it. A great friend and a better supporter. And very pretty. Also an exceptional athlete.
She's a kind girl who can beat you in a race and still say 'good job.'
She's a kind girl who can run faster than your mom on a treadmill.
She's a kind girl who can make your sandwich smile.
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