hagamuffin

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A smelly old lady who looks like she crawled out of a trash can and still smells like it. She wears whatever she can find, and her purse is so full it might burst.
My aunt is a hagamuffin. She wears socks with sandals and eats out of a Tupperware.
I saw a hagamuffin at the mall. She had three hats on and a cat in her purse.
My neighbor’s mom is a hagamuffin. She brings a different smell to the park every day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An old lady who thinks she’s still in the 70s. She wears flannel, eats granola for breakfast, and still tries to be cool even though she’s been dead for decades.
That lady at the coffee shop is a hagamuffin. She drinks kale juice and talks about ‘the good old days’ like she was there.
My grandma is a hagamuffin. She still thinks Burning Man is a party and not a disaster.
That hagamuffin at the bus stop wears a hat that’s bigger than her head.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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