hagalope

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a grumpy old woman who looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then yelled at for 10 years. Kids and adults both hate her because she screams at everyone like they owe her money.

The Hagalope just yelled at me for not doing my math homework. I think she’s gonna take my lunch money next.

My brother tried to steal her cookies, and she chased him all the way to the bus stop.

She gave me a detention for whispering to my friend. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a foul-smelling, angry woman who looks like she hasn’t seen sunlight since the invention of the microwave. She yells at kids like they’re her personal enemies.

The Hagalope yelled at me for wearing mismatched socks. I didn’t even know that was a crime.

She took my pencil and threw it at my head. I got a paper cut and a bad grade.

I saw her eating a sandwich that had been sitting in a trash can since Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a woman who looks like she’s been living in a dumpster for 50 years. She screams at kids like they’re the ones who broke her favorite chair.

The Hagalope screamed at me for not cleaning my desk. I didn’t even spill anything.

She took my homework and said it was ‘disgusting.’ I think she’s been living in a sewer.

She yelled at my friend for wearing a hat. Now he has to wear a hat on the bus.

by Slangipedia 2d ago