hagai

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A tiny book from the old testament that's so short it's basically a side note. A person who's got guts, style, and a laugh that could make a priest blush. They're the kind of lover who'll keep you on your toes and your pants around your ankles.
My mom's a hagai. She can argue with a bishop and still have time to paint my nails.
That guy in the library is a hagai. He's got a beard like a goat and a laugh like a drunk donkey.
My crush is a hagai. She's got a tattoo of a flamingo and a smile that could melt ice cream.
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A kid who looks like Squidward and has a habit of slapping women. He’s got the face of a grumpy cat and the attitude of a kicked puppy.
That kid at the mall is a hagai. He hit a lady just because he didn’t like her hair.
My brother’s a hagai. He looks like a sad clown and hits girls when he’s mad.
That guy at the bus stop is a hagai. He hit a kid just because he had a green shirt.
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