hagagy

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A Greek god who’s basically a human perfect specimen but somehow can’t even pull off a basic task without messing it up

Why did you drop the sandwich in the toilet? You’re a god, not a fool.

You missed the bus because you were too busy arguing with the sky.

You tried to build a fire and ended up burning your eyebrows off.

A god so perfect he’s a legend but can’t even tie his own shoes without crying

You tried to open a can and it exploded in your face.

You fell off a chair because you were too busy being perfect.

You couldn’t even flip a burger properly.

A god who’s got the looks of a god but the brain of a toddler who just got told he’s not allowed to eat cake

You tried to answer a question and said ‘fluffy banana’ instead.

You cried when the coffee was too hot.

You drew a goat on the whiteboard and called it a ‘math genius’.