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You looked this up and your brain is now a fried egg
Why would anyone type that? I’m out.
My mom said I looked it up and now she’s mad.
I searched it and my dog stared at me like I was a ghost.
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You typed it and now your eyes are crying
I looked it up and my eyes are leaking.
My friend saw me type it and laughed at me.
I had to wipe my face after I saw it.
3
You tried it and now your soul is missing
I looked it up and I feel empty inside.
My brother said it took my soul.
I texted it and my phone is haunted now.
4
You looked it up and now you’re cursed
I looked it up and now I have bad luck.
My teacher said I cursed the classroom.
I saw it and my dog ran away.
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You looked it up and now your brain is on fire
I looked it up and my brain is burning.
My friend said I looked it up and now I’m a monster.
I tried it and now my brain is screaming.
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You searched it and now your life is weird
I looked it up and my life is now a mystery.
I texted it and now I’m haunted.
My mom saw me look it up and she said I’m weird.
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