hag wife

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a hag wife is when you’ve given up on life and just want to binge pizza like it’s your final meal.

I’m a hag wife. I’ve eaten 12 slices and still got 3 more in the box.

This is why I’m a hag wife. My ex broke up with me because I said ‘no’ to sushi.

I’m too hag wife to even clean my room. My floor is a crime scene.

a hag wife is someone who’s too tired to fight and just wants to eat pizza and cry about it.

I’m a hag wife. I cried into my pizza and it still tasted like betrayal.

My mom says I’m a hag wife because I skipped work for a pizza delivery.

I’m a hag wife. I ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My stomach is confused.

a hag wife is when you’re so far gone you’d rather eat pizza than fix your life.

I’m a hag wife. I’m eating pizza and ignoring my bills like they’re my exes.

This is my hag wife moment. I just ordered pizza and called my boss ‘sir’ like I was in a movie.

I’m a hag wife. I’d rather eat pizza and be sad than be happy and have to do stuff.