hag up

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When a lady chats up her guy friend who's into men, or a guy chats up his lady friend who's into women. It's like a hook-up, but it's just friends, and he's gay so it's not even awkward.
My bestie texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'Only if you're not trying to hag up again.'
He asked me out, and I said, 'We’re just hagging up, remember?'
My friend’s girlfriend said, 'We’re just hagging up, not dating.' I said, 'Sure, keep telling yourself that.'
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When a woman flirts with a man who’s into men, or a man flirts with a woman who’s into women. It’s like a hook-up, but no one is trying to get laid, and it’s just plain weird.
My friend said, 'I just hagged up with my guy friend.' I said, 'You’re not even trying to get him?'
She texted me, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies?' I said, 'Are we hagging up again?'
He asked me out, and I said, 'We’re just hagging up. You know that.'
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When a woman hits on a guy who’s into men, or a guy hits on a woman who’s into women. It’s like a hook-up, but it’s just friends, and it’s kind of gross.
She said, 'Hey, wanna grab coffee?' I said, 'Are you trying to hag up again?'
He asked me out, and I said, 'We’re just hagging up, not dating.'
My friend said, 'I just hagged up with my guy friend again.' I said, 'You’re so weird.'
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When a woman chats with a guy who’s into men, or a guy chats with a woman who’s into women. It’s like a hook-up, but no one is trying to get laid, and it’s kind of funny.
She texted me, 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' I said, 'Are we hagging up again?'
He asked me out, and I said, 'We’re just hagging up, not dating.'
My friend said, 'I just hagged up with my guy friend again.' I said, 'You’re so weird.'
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