hag suit

My aunt wore her hag suit to the grocery store and scared a whole cart of people.

He proposed to her in the hag suit and she said no, then laughed.

My mom’s hag suit is so bad it could make a ghost cry.

She wore her hag suit to the funeral and looked like she was there to haunt the dead.

My cousin wore the hag suit to prom and got kicked out for being too gross.

He wore the hag suit to a job interview and they hired him just to laugh.

My grandma wore her hag suit to the church and the priest asked her to leave.

My brother wore the hag suit to a party and no one talked to him for a week.

She wore her hag suit to the mall and the security guard called the police.