Hag Stag

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A guy who hangs with ugly women just so he can flirt with their hot friends at parties like he’s some kind of cheap date.
He came to the party with his ugly girlfriend, but he was eyeing my sister the whole night.
He said he came to the bar for his girlfriend, but he was making eyes at my cousin.
He brought his ugly date to the club, but he was hitting on my friend the whole night.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who’s totally straight but hangs with gay guys like they’re the cool kids and he’s just trying to fit in.
He came to the bar with his gay friends, but he was just there to blend in.
He said he was coming to the club for his gay friend, but he was just trying to be cool.
He joined the gay group chat, but he was just trying to be part of the in-crowd.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A straight man who’s friends with a gay guy and doesn’t mind going to gay bars, like a fag hag but with more meat on his bones.
He came to the bar with his gay friend, but he was just there for the drinks.
He said he was coming to the club for his gay pal, but he was just there for the vibes.
He joined the gay bar every Friday, but he was just there for the free shots.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A straight man who has mostly gay friends and tries to make them straight by dragging them to hetero events like it’s some kind of mission.
He took his gay friends to a hetero party, but they just laughed at him.
He tried to make his gay friend straight by dragging him to a hetero bar.
He invited his gay friends to a hetero event, but they just rolled their eyes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Straight guys who ended up hanging around gay guys because of some weird situation, and now they’re just there for the snacks, the fights, and the sock-shedding.
He was hanging around the gay guys because he wanted the snacks, but now he just eats a lot.
He got stuck with the gay guys because of a fight over the TV remote, and now he just eats a lot.
He was hanging with the gay guys because of the fights, but now he just eats and sheds socks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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