hag pods

My aunt's hag pods look like they've been sitting in a sauna for 20 years.

He called her hag pods on Instagram and got blocked.

At the gym, the old lady was flexing her hag pods like they were trophies.

My grandma’s saggy grandma fluff makes me want to cry.

He said she had saggy grandma fluff and she threw a shoe at him.

The hag pods were so saggy, they looked like they had a life of their own.

Her pumpy old lady melons make me want to run away.

He texted her, 'Your pumpy old lady melons are legendary.'

At the grocery store, she was showing off her pumpy old lady melons to the checkout guy.

Her droopy grandma muffins look like they’ve been sitting in a hot oven for too long.

He said she had droopy grandma muffins and she called him a baby.

They’re so droopy, I think they’re about to fall off.

Her flabby old lady melons look like they’ve been in a fight.

He called her flabby old lady melons and got a glare that could melt ice.

At the mall, she was showing off her flabby old lady melons like they were the best in the world.

Her saggy grandma meat sacks look like they’ve been hanging out for 50 years.

He texted her, 'Your saggy grandma meat sacks are famous.'

She showed them off at the family reunion and got a standing ovation.