Hag Nap

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Stealing someone else's fag hag like they're a damn snack and you're a hungry kid at a buffet.

I saw Jake snatch Dave's hag right in front of the bar. Total disgrace.

You can't just take my girl and expect me to let it slide.

He took my hag and left me with a drunk guy who cried at the club.

Taking another guy's fag hag like they're a pizza and you're a hungry man who just walked into a pizzeria.

He took my hag and now I have to deal with a guy who won't stop talking about his cat.

I saw Mark take Steve's hag and now Steve is crying in the bathroom.

He stole my girl and now I have to listen to his annoying laugh all day.

Swiping another gay man's fag hag like it's a hot dog and you're at a baseball game.

He took my hag and left me with a guy who thinks he's a rockstar.

I saw him take my girl and now I have to sit with a guy who won't stop talking about his job.

He took my hag and now I have to deal with his dumb jokes.