hag-lines

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The ugly cracks on a face that belong to someone who thinks they're the boss of everyone.

My aunt’s face has hag-lines so deep, it could be used as a map for lost treasure.

My neighbor’s hag-lines look like they were carved by a angry jackhammer.

My mom’s hag-lines make me think she’s been living in a cave with a grumpy troll.

The angry wrinkles of someone who has been yelling at the world for decades.

My teacher’s hag-lines look like they were drawn by a sad crayon.

My grandma’s hag-lines are so deep, I could hide a goldfish in them.

My boss’s hag-lines look like they were made by a angry snake.

The mean creases on a face that only a very bad person could have.

My cousin’s hag-lines are like the roads of a very angry desert.

My ex’s hag-lines look like they were made by a screaming robot.

My dad’s hag-lines are so deep, I could plant a garden in them.