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A straight woman who hangs out with straight men just to make her ex-husband feel like a total loser. She doesn’t want sex, she wants revenge.
My ex-husband saw me at the bar with Steve and threw a drink at me.
She texted me, 'I’m going to get my ex back by hanging out with his new coworker.'
He asked why she was with him, and she said, 'Because he’s still a dork.'
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A woman who flirts with men just to make her ex jealous, even though she doesn’t care about the men. It’s all about hurting her ex.
She texted me, 'I’m going to make my ex cry by being with this guy.'
He came up to her at the grocery store and said, 'Hey, you look good.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m trying to ruin your life.'
Her ex saw her with a guy at the mall and ran out of the store crying.
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A straight woman who acts like she’s into men just to make her ex feel like a total failure. She doesn’t want love, she wants a win.
She told me, 'I’m going to beat my ex by being with his old friend.'
He came up to her and said, 'Hey, you look nice today.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m here to ruin your life.'
Her ex saw her with a guy at the coffee shop and said, 'What the hell is she doing?'
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A woman who befriends men just to make her ex feel like a total joke. She doesn’t want a date, she wants a laugh.
She told me, 'I’m going to make my ex look like a fool by hanging out with this guy.'
He said, 'Hey, you look happy.' She said, 'I am, and I’m making my ex feel like a total joke.'
Her ex saw her with a guy at the gym and said, 'I can’t believe she’s still doing this.'
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A woman who hangs out with men just to make her ex feel like a total loser. She doesn’t want sex, she wants a win.
She told me, 'I’m going to beat my ex by being with this guy.'
He came up to her and said, 'Hey, you look good.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m trying to make my ex feel like a total loser.'
Her ex saw her with a guy at the grocery store and said, 'What the hell is she doing?'
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A woman who flirts with men just to make her ex feel like a complete joke. She doesn’t want a date, she wants to laugh.
She said, 'I’m going to make my ex look like a total joke by being with this guy.'
He said, 'Hey, you look nice today.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m here to make my ex feel like a total joke.'
Her ex saw her with a guy at the mall and said, 'I can’t believe she’s still doing this.'
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