Hag Do

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A party where the bride and groom get wasted and make a mess of everything
The Hag Do was so wild, the floor looked like a warzone.
I had to clean up after the Hag Do, and I still have crumbs in my hair.
At the Hag Do, the groom tried to dance with the bride’s aunt, and it didn’t go well.
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When the bride and groom throw a party and act like they’re both 12
The Hag Do was like a middle school dance, but with more drinks.
At the Hag Do, the bride screamed at the groom for spilling soda on her dress.
The Hag Do had a pizza fight, and it was glorious.
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A party where the bride and groom get so drunk they forget where they are
The Hag Do ended with the groom trying to propose to the bartender.
At the Hag Do, the bride cried because she thought the groom left her.
The Hag Do was so wild, the groom passed out on the buffet table.
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A party where the bride and groom try to out-drink each other and fail
The Hag Do was a drinking contest, and the groom lost badly.
At the Hag Do, the bride drank three shots and then cried.
The Hag Do ended with the groom throwing up on the bride’s shoes.
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A party where the bride and groom get so loud the neighbors call the cops
The Hag Do was so loud, the neighbors came to the party.
At the Hag Do, the cops showed up and asked if it was a riot.
The Hag Do ended with the groom screaming at the cops for not giving him a medal.
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A party where the bride and groom both act like they’re the life of the party, but they’re both terrible at it
The Hag Do had the bride and groom both trying to dance, but they both missed the beat.
At the Hag Do, the groom tried to sing, and it was like listening to a cat with a broken voice.
The Hag Do had the bride and groom both trying to be funny, and they both failed.
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