Hag Bagging

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When a woman (or hag) forces her bags on a bus like she owns it and tries to push men aside just because she can. It's like the female version of manspreading, but way worse.
I had to squeeze between her three bags and her smug face on the train.
She took up the whole row with her bags and stared me down like I owed her money.
I nearly got run over by her shopping bags because she wouldn't move.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you're so hagged you look like a drowned rat and you're too wasted to even remember your own name. It's like being dead but still breathing.
I showed up to work looking like I’d been hit by a bus and forgot to brush my teeth.
I blacked out at a party and woke up on the floor with a bag of chips and a soda on my head.
I came home so hagged I didn't even notice my dog peed on my couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A bag filled with hags. It’s like a bag of old, used-up women. Also called a fraggot, which sounds like something you’d eat and regret.
My mom’s closet is a hag bag. Every time she opens it, it screams at me.
I got a fraggot for my birthday and it stank like old perfume and regret.
That bag is so full of hags it’s like a walking nightmare.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman who has more bags than sense. She’s like a shoe whore, but instead of feet, she’s obsessed with bags. It’s like her whole life is a purse.
She has six bags on her arm and still managed to spill coffee on me.
I saw her with twelve bags and still had the energy to smile at me.
She walks like she’s carrying her whole life on her shoulders and it’s all bags.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay guy who hangs out with rich women just to be near their fancy bags. He’s like a bag groupie and he’s totally fake.
He followed her around the mall just to see her buy a new bag.
He texted me saying he saw her with five new bags and he was jealous.
He’s so obsessed with her bags he doesn’t even notice she’s a total snob.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who likes guys who are total douches. She’s like a bag of bad decisions and she doesn’t even care.
She dated my cousin and he called me a f***ing idiot in front of everyone.
She’s with that guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
She’s with a guy who thinks he’s a king and he doesn’t even know how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Something an old, meth-head grandma made up on YouTube to look cool. But really, she just needs to stop talking and put down the keyboard.
She posted a whole video about it and I almost fell asleep watching it.
She said it was the best thing ever and then fell off the couch.
She live-streamed it and her cat looked at her like she was crazy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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