hag

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A lady who has a gay best friend and thinks she's the queen of the universe. She’s got more drama than a soap opera and less brains than a doorknob.

'You think you're hot? Wait till my gay best friend hears about this!'

'She’s not just a hag, she’s a full-blown diva.'

'She’s like a drama queen with a side of glitter and a lot of bad choices.'

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A woman who screams at Jennifer Aniston like she’s her ex and gives Angelina Jolie the finger every time she sees her. Also called a Chin Hag because she’s got no life and lives in a Chinatown apartment.

'I hate Angelina Jolie more than I hate my ex!'

'She’s a Chin Hag, she even wears the same shirt every day.'

'She’s so obsessed with Jennifer Aniston, she’s got her own shrine in the closet.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

An old woman who yells at kids in the library and thinks she’s a witch. She’ll reprimand you for whispering and glare at you like you’ve committed a crime.

'She yelled at me for whispering like I was a thief.'

'She thinks she’s a witch and I’m her enemy.'

'She reprimanded me for not being perfect enough.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Short for 'hairy arm girl', a woman who has a hairy arm and doesn’t care who knows it. She’s got more hair than a dog and less fashion sense than a rock.

'She’s a hag, her arm looks like a jungle.'

'Her arm is hairy enough to be a jungle and a half.'

'She’s got a hairy arm and a heart of stone.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A word for someone who looks like they’ve been dragged through a trash can and didn’t come out the other side. Ugly, tired, and probably mad at the world.

'She looks like she’s been in a fight with a trash can.'

'That guy is hag, like he’s been sleeping in a dumpster.'

'She’s got more hair in her face than a raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A nickname for Hilary Clinton. She’s got more energy than a caffeinated squirrel and can take a hit like nobody’s business.

'She’s a hag, like Hilary Clinton on a caffeine rush.'

'She’s not just a hag, she’s a political machine.'

'She’s got more energy than a squirrel with a coffee addiction.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you smoke a spliff and take a deep, long inhale. The longer the hag, the more weed you’ve got. It’s like a breath-holding contest with your lungs.

'I took a hag so long, my lungs were screaming.'

'That was a hag so big, it could win a competition.'

'He took a hag so long, he looked like he was about to explode.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago