hafwen

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Hafwen is a loudmouth, brainy, nose-diving menace who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll cuss you out if you touch her snacks and then beg you for dessert.

"You stepped on my toe? I'll make you regret it.", Hafwen, 3 seconds after I accidentally bumped her.

"I did the math, and you're officially stupid.", Hafwen, during a group project.

DM: "I hate you. But I still want your fries.", Hafwen, after I ate the last one.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafwen is a walking disaster who thinks she's a superhero. She's got the brain of a scientist and the temper of a toddler who lost her cookie.

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.", Hafwen, while throwing her pencil at me.

She solved a physics problem and then cried because her hair was messed up.

Text: "I will beat you in a spelling bee. You know I will.", Hafwen, 2 minutes before the competition.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafwen is a smart, sassy, nose-twitching pain in the butt who thinks she's the main character of everything. Don't mess with her snacks or she'll make your life a living hell.

"You took my snack? I'll take your life.", Hafwen, 10 minutes after I took the last chip.

She got an A+ and then cussed me out for getting a B.

Text: "I will haunt you in math class.", Hafwen, after I beat her in a quiz.

by Slangipedia 2d ago