hafsteinn

Bro, you're still wearing those turtle shoes? You look like a f***ing footbag.

That turtle shoe nigga just yelled at me for stepping on his foot.

I asked him if he was going to wear his turtle shoes to the gym, and he said, 'Duh, I’m trying to look like a foot beast.'

That rock in the ocean just yelled at my mom and said she was a f***ing sea slug.

I threw a stone at the ocean rock, and it threw back and said, 'You're a f***ing shore loser.'

That rock lives in the ocean and it f***ing hates me. I don't even know why.

That monster just bench pressed 585lbs and said, 'I eat concrete for breakfast, you f***ing snack.'

He deadlifted 2375lbs and said, 'You think you're strong? I'm a f***ing concrete beast.'

He's got a Ford 150 and drives it like it's a f***ing muscle car. That's how strong he is.