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When you’re at a track meet and you wait until the last race to order some greasy Chinese food, make everyone wait for 20 minutes while you eat like a fat kid, and then lie and say you were stuck in the bathroom and you don’t even know what Grub Hub is.
I waited 20 minutes for that stupid fried rice, and she was in the bathroom the whole time.
She didn’t know what Grub Hub was, but she knew how to lie like a pro.
She ordered food at the end of the meet and made me wait like I was in traffic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hot girl who’s sweet, caring, and hilarious, but don’t mess with her, she’s got the heart of a lion and will rip your face off if you try.
She’s like a cute puppy, but if you bother her, she’ll bite your ass.
She’s funny and sweet, but she’ll beat you up if you say one bad thing about her.
She’s a goddess on Earth, but she’ll kick your ass if you don’t respect her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s that girl who makes your heart skip a beat the moment you see her. She’s cute, kind, and loves everything, every creature, big or small. She’s a mom, a wife, and a holy woman who takes religion seriously.
She’s the kind of girl who makes you smile before you even talk to her.
She loves every animal, even the ones that bark at you.
She’s a mom, a wife, and a total religious beast.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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