Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with their own dumbness

She kept talking about her cat's hairball problems for 10 minutes straight.

He interrupted the whole meeting just to say his lunch was 'kinda good'.

She texted me 20 messages about her gym class before I even responded.

2

A human who can't stop giving opinions even when nobody asked for them

He told me what I should eat for breakfast even though I was still sleeping.

She gave me advice on my math test after I had already failed it.

He texted me about my crush even though I hadn’t mentioned them.

3

A person who is so full of themselves they think they’re the only one who matters

She kept bragging about her lunch like it was a trophy.

He said his opinion was the only one that counted.

She texted me to say her pet goldfish was 'a legend'.

4

A human who talks so much it’s like they’re trying to drown you in words

He talked nonstop during the movie like he was giving a speech.

She texted me 15 messages before I even said hi.

He kept going on about his lunch like it was the best thing ever.

5

A person who doesn’t know when to shut up and just keeps going

She kept talking even after I told her to stop.

He went on for 10 minutes about his sandwich.

She texted me 20 times before I could say anything.

6

A human who’s so obsessed with their own thoughts they forget everyone else is there

He kept talking about his sandwich like it was the most important thing ever.

She texted me 10 times before I even replied.

He said his opinion was the only one that counted.