Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so high you think you’re flying and you’re not even on a plane

I just ate six gummy worms and now I think my dog is a wizard

My mom says I’m high enough to float away

I tried to text my friend but I wrote ‘hello’ in cursive and it looked like a dragon

2

You’re so high you think your socks are talking to you

My socks are arguing about who’s the best at hide and seek

I tried to wear my socks inside out and now they’re mad

I asked my socks if they wanted ice cream and they said ‘yes’ in Morse code

3

You’re so high you think the ceiling is a pizza

I tried to eat the ceiling and it was spicy

I asked my friend if they wanted a slice and they said ‘no, I’m full of ceiling’

I threw a napkin at the ceiling and it caught fire

4

You’re so high you think your pet is a superhero

My dog has a cape and he fights the mailman

My cat wears sunglasses and he’s the king of the fridge

My goldfish is swimming in circles and he’s training for the Olympics

5

You’re so high you think your shoes are dancing

My shoes are doing the cha-cha and I’m the audience

I tried to ask them to stop but they just twirled faster

My left shoe is a ballerina and my right shoe is a rockstar

6

You’re so high you think your breath is a dragon

I tried to blow it out and it chased my brother

My breath is breathing fire and it’s scaring the neighbors

I asked my breath if it wanted to go on a trip and it said ‘yes’ in Chinese