HAFRICAN

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A person who has one black parent and one white parent. They're like a mutt, but with skin.
My cousin is a hafrican. He looks like a raccoon with a tan.
My teacher said my brother was a hafrican. I said, 'So what? He still hates math.'
My friend got called a hafrican at school. He said, 'I'm just here to make your lives harder.'
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Half nigger, half white. They're the worst of both worlds.
My neighbor is a hafrican. He looks like a ghost who got hit by a truck.
My friend said his dad is a hafrican. I said, 'So he's a half-assed nigger? Cool.'
My mom says I'm a hafrican. I said, 'So I'm not full-on ugly? Thank you.'
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A person who is half black. They're not fully black, but they're not white either. They're just confused.
My cousin is a hafrican. He looks like a ghost who got sunburned.
My teacher said I was a hafrican. I said, 'So I'm not black enough for you? Cool.'
My friend said his brother was a hafrican. I said, 'So he's like a half-decent person? Cool.'
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A person who has one African parent and one white parent. They're like a hybrid, but with more drama.
My friend is a hafrican. He looks like a confused raccoon.
My dad said I was a hafrican. I said, 'So I'm like a half-assed nigger? Cool.'
My mom said my brother was a hafrican. I said, 'So he's not fully black? Cool.'
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Half of an ecstasy pill. It's like a mini ecstasy pill for people who can't handle the full dose.
I took half of an ecstasy pill. It was like a hafrican. I didn't feel anything.
My friend took a hafrican. He said, 'It was like taking a mini ecstasy pill.'
I took a hafrican. I said, 'This is like a mini version of me.'
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The most dangerous people on Earth. They have huge penises, can't die, and can make Chuck Norris run for his life.
I saw a hafrican. He had a huge penis. I said, 'That's like a blue whale's penis.'
My friend said a hafrican ran him over with a boot. I said, 'That's like being hit by a giant shoe.'
I saw a hafrican. He was invisible. I said, 'That's like being a ghost who got hit by a truck.'
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