HAFP

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S(he) Ain't Fuckin' Playin', used when someone is so serious about something they might actually pee their pants from stress.

Bro, you’re literally sweating through your shirt, HAFP, man!

She canceled her plans for the whole weekend just to beat you at chess, HAFP!

He said he’d die if he didn’t get that promotion, HAFP, plain and simple.

A hafp is like… who’s hafp? Uhhhhhh… this guy? No, that guy? Maybe both of them? Who knows? Just yell HAFP and hope someone gets it.

I said HAFP and no one responded, I guess I was the hafp.

He asked me if I was the hafp, and I said, ‘No, I’m the one who’s gonna beat you.’

She said ‘HAFP?’ and then I said ‘You’re the hafp, dummy.’

A hafp is a huge, sexy man with a big cock, and he’s got a full squad of hot people who follow him around like he’s a king.

That guy at the gym, he looked like a hafp, and he flexed so hard I almost fainted.

He walks in, and the whole room goes silent, that’s a hafp.

He got five girls texting him at once, hafp energy, baby.