hafow

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Hafow is the guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and still calls you a moron. He’s like a golden retriever who also hits you with a broom.

Hafow: 'Why are you crying?' Me: 'Because you laughed at my joke about pizza.' Hafow: 'I didn’t laugh. I screamed.'

Hafow texted me at 2 AM saying 'I miss you' then called me a 'disgrace to humanity.'

Hafow showed up at my house with a cake and a broom. I knew it was going to be a long day.

Hafow is the reason I passed school. He’s like my emotional support clown who also has a temper.

I failed a test. Hafow showed up in my classroom with a whoopee cushion and said, 'You’re not a failure. You’re just a delayed success.'

Hafow texted me: 'You’re the worst. But I still love you.'

Hafow came to my house during a rainstorm, brought a pizza, and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t stop being a mess.'

Hafow is the guy who makes my day better even when he’s being a total idiot. He’s like a superhero with a bad attitude.

Hafow said, 'I’m not an idiot. I’m just a genius who chose to be loud.'

I got in trouble. Hafow showed up and said, 'You’re not in trouble. You’re just being dramatic.'

Hafow texted me: 'You’re my favorite idiot. Don’t ever stop being an idiot.'