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You’ve turned my life into a dumpster fire and I’m the one stuck burning!

You bought that cursed pet turtle. Now it’s eating my homework.

You said you’d help me cheat. Now I’m the only one caught.

You tried to prank your boss. Now he’s threatening to fire us both.

You messed everything up so bad I want to cry and throw things at you!

You stole my lunch. Now I’m hungry and mad.

You told my crush I like them. Now I’m stuck with a love triangle.

You broke my phone. Now I’m texting with my fingers.

You’ve made my life a living hell and I can’t even blame you for it!

You signed me up for that haunted house. Now I’m terrified of shadows.

You told my mom I’m a failure. Now she’s giving me the death stare.

You lied about the pizza. Now I’m eating soggy bread.