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A weird vision you get when you take way too many cold pills and your brain starts throwing a tantrum

I saw a giant dancing chicken in my living room. It was real, or I was high, or both.

My mom said I was seeing things. I said she was just jealous of my hallucination skills.

I took three doses of NyQuil and now my wall is talking to me. It’s rude.

When your brain goes on strike because you swallowed a whole pharmacy

I thought my dog was wearing a crown. Turns out it was just a bagel and a hat.

My neighbor was shouting at me from the ceiling. I didn’t even know he could fly.

I tried to eat my soup and it looked like it was screaming. I left it alone.

A fancy word for seeing ghosts when you’ve taken so many meds your brain is dead

I saw my dead uncle wearing my sister’s socks. It was weird, but also kind of funny.

My fridge was telling me it was tired. I told it to take a break.

I thought my cat was a wizard. It turned out it was just high on catnip.