Hafley

I saw a Hafley at church and they yelled 'You're all f***ing wrong!' at the priest.

My cousin is a Hafley because her uncle got married to his cousin's sister.

The Hafley in my class draws mormons with horns on their heads during math tests.

My neighbor is a Hafley because her brother joined the mormon church and now she can't sleep.

At the mall, a Hafley screamed 'You're all f***ed up!' at the mormon guy selling pamphlets.

My mom is a Hafley because she thinks her uncle is the worst mormon ever.

The Hafley in my family cusses out mormons every Sunday at church.

My friend's dad is a Hafley and he cusses out mormons on the bus.

My teacher is a Hafley and she yells at mormons during class.