Hafletic

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the sad state of pretending to be a human who moves, but really just flops around like a fish out of water

My gym class is just me pretending to do jumping jacks while my friend does burpees.

I tried to run a mile and it felt like I was being chased by a rabid raccoon.

I did a yoga class and just fell over like a sack of bricks.

when you try to be athletic but your body is like, 'nope, I’m not doing this'

I told my body I was going to do push-ups and it said, 'you’re just going to fall over again.'

I tried to do a squat and my knees gave up like they were on strike.

I took a walk and my legs were like, 'we’re not walking anymore, we’re just sitting here.'

when you try to be cool and athletic, but you just end up looking like a confused chicken in a treadmill

I tried to run on the treadmill and it looked like I was being chased by a treadmill.

I did a workout and it looked like I was trying to escape a prison.

I tried to do a plank and it looked like I was trying to be a table.

when you think you’re being athletic, but you’re just making a fool of yourself in front of everyone

I did a squat and my friend said, 'you’re not a superhero, you’re just a sad human.'

I tried to do a pull-up and it looked like I was trying to climb a ladder that didn’t exist.

I did a yoga pose and it looked like I was trying to be a statue that just fell over.

the art of trying to be a human who moves, but your body is like, 'nope, I’m just going to sit here and be sad'

I tried to do a running class and it looked like I was being chased by a ghost.

I did a dance class and it looked like I was trying to be a robot that just stopped working.

I did a workout and it looked like I was being punished by a gym teacher.