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A guy who gets all lovey-dovey for someone else even though he knows he'll get slapped down. He's shy when meeting someone in real life but online he's all over the place, talking trash to anyone who'll listen.
He DM'd her 20 times in one day just to ask if she wanted to grab coffee. She said no. He sent a crying face emoji.
He asked his crush to be his girlfriend in a group chat. Everyone laughed. He blocked them all.
He wrote a 10-line poem about his crush and posted it on Instagram. No one liked it. He cried.