Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who can read the whole Quran without blinking, like he's got a brain and a Quran fused together

bro can recite Quran in his sleep and still make me cry

he read the whole Quran while eating pizza and didn't even drop a crumb

he recited Quran in the middle of a fight and made my enemies go blind

2

the guy who will treat you like a queen, but will also yell at you if you forget to text him back

he brought me soup when I was sick and then yelled at me for not texting him back

he paid for my whole meal and then asked me to pay for his coffee

he brought me flowers and then asked me to take out the trash

3

the type of guy who will get you so addicted to him that you'll forget your own name just to text him

he texted me at 3 AM and I replied instantly, even though I had a math test tomorrow

he sent me a poem and I cried and then texted him back with another poem

he smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password

4

a guy who looks like a model but acts like he's been through hell and back just to be with you

he stood in line for 2 hours just to buy me a cupcake

he got into a fight with his friend just because he saw me with someone else

he brought me flowers and then got into a fight with his brother because he said I was better than his sister

5

a guy who looks good and also thinks good, like he's got a brain and a face

he solved my math problem and then asked me out

he got an A+ and still had time to text me

he looked good in class and then got me to laugh out loud

6

a guy who looks like a god and also listens to you like you're the only person in the world

he listened to my whole story and then gave me a hug

he stayed up all night just to hear me talk

he smiled at me and I immediately forgot my name

7

a guy who looks like a model and also thinks like a genius, like he's got two superpowers

he looked good in class and also got an A+

he smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password

he solved my math problem and then asked me out