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a wimpy kid who runs away from fights but screams like a banshee when he plays football alone
He hid under his bed when the bullies came, but later scored four goals by himself in the park.
He cried when the dog barked at him, but kicked the ball so hard it hit the neighbor’s window.
He didn’t even have the guts to say hi, but he played football like he was the king of the world.
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a guy who’s too scared to talk to girls but can tackle a whole team on the football field
He blushed when the girl said hi, but he tackled three guys in one game.
He passed out when he had to speak in front of the class, but he ran like a maniac during football practice.
He whispered the answer to the test, but he shouted the goal like it was a war cry.
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a coward who flinches at loud noises but can outrun the entire school on the football field
He jumped when the fire alarm went off, but he ran the fastest in the race.
He hid behind the trash can when the teacher yelled, but he sprinted like he was chasing a ghost.
He cried when the vacuum cleaner started, but he played football like he was in the NFL.
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