hafija

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A black guy who thinks he's the main character of every situation

I walked into the store and he started talking to me like I owed him money.

He claimed the last slice of pizza even though there were five of us.

He tried to flirt with my mom at the grocery store.

A guy who looks like he just got out of jail and still thinks he's cool

He showed up to the party in a stained shirt and smelled like a gym.

He tried to flex by showing off his old jail tattoo.

He called the bouncer a 'weak link' and then got kicked out.

A black man who thinks he's the king of everything and everyone

He told the waiter he was the king of the restaurant.

He claimed the best seat in the park just because he said so.

He called the traffic light a 'disrespectful king' and got mad when it turned green.

A guy who thinks he's the best at everything and nobody agrees with him

He said he could beat the best rapper in the world and lost a bet.

He tried to fight a guy who was just passing by and got embarrassed.

He claimed he could cook a five-star meal and burned the toast.

A black guy who thinks he's the only one who matters in every situation

He interrupted the whole class to talk about his dog.

He got angry because the teacher didn't call on him first.

He took the last soda even though everyone else wanted it.

A guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world and everyone else is just background noise

He started talking about his problems during the movie and ruined it for everyone.

He told the DJ to play his favorite song even though no one else liked it.

He walked out of the party because the music wasn't 'respectful enough'.