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A guy who thinks dad jokes are the best thing since sliced bread and doesn't care if they're super lame. He's kinda nice but has no idea how bad his jokes are and won't shut up about them.

'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Oh my god that was the best joke ever!'

'I told a joke about a banana. It was the most exciting thing to happen since the invention of pants.'

'He laughed at his own joke like it was a Nobel Prize.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man who doesn't know how bad his jokes are and keeps telling them even when you're clearly annoyed. He's the kind of guy who thinks 'knock knock' jokes are a full meal.

'Knock knock. Who's there? Bo. Bo who? Bo just died and I'm still here!' He thought that was funny. You didn't.'

'He told a joke so bad it made the dog cry. The dog was fine after that.'

'He told a joke about a pizza and then asked why I wasn't laughing. I said I was just trying to survive.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who thinks his jokes are legendary and has no filter. He'll tell you a joke even if it's 3 AM and you're trying to sleep. He’s the reason your brain is now dead.

'I told a joke at 3 AM. You were asleep. You woke up. You were mad. I was proud.'

'He told a joke about a sock. It was the worst thing I've ever heard.'

'He told a joke so bad it caused a blackout. Literally. The lights went out.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who doesn’t know when to stop talking. He’ll keep telling jokes even if you’ve already rolled your eyes so hard they’re in another state. He’s like a joke machine with no off button.

'He told a joke. You rolled your eyes. He told another joke. You rolled your eyes again. He told a third joke. You’re now in a different state.'

'He told a joke so bad it made your eyes roll out of your head.'

'He told a joke, then another, then another. You just stared at him like he was a monster.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who thinks his jokes are the bomb and doesn’t care if you’re dying inside. He’ll keep telling them even if you start laughing at him instead of with him.

'He told a joke and I laughed at him. He didn’t care. He just kept telling more jokes.'

'He told a joke so bad I had to laugh at him instead of with him.'

'He told a joke. I had to laugh at him. He said thanks.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago