Hafidz

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A total Quran memorizer who can recite every word like it's their last will and testament and they're dying in a ditch.

My cousin is a Hafidz and he can recite the Quran while eating shawarma with one hand and throwing trash with the other.

I asked my Hafidz uncle to pray for me and he prayed for 2 hours and I got a headache.

My Hafidz neighbor can recite the Quran faster than my mom can yell at me.

When someone is so lost they can't tell left from right and think the day has 25 hours and it's not their fault.

My brother is so confused he thinks Tuesday is a weekday and Monday is a weekend.

My friend can't count past 10 and thinks 12 hours is a full day.

My mom can't tell left from right and thinks the sun rises from the left.

A person who can remember everything and it's annoying because they never forget and they always bring up things from 10 years ago.

My Hafidz cousin never forgets my birthday and showed up with cake even though I forgot mine.

My Hafidz teacher remembered every mistake I made from last year and called me out in front of the class.

My Hafidz friend remembered my favorite snack and brought it to me even though I hadn't mentioned it in 5 years.