Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so happy you feel like you've inhaled glitter and farts at the same time.

I saw my ex and I got haffy in the middle of the grocery store.

My dog brought me a sock and I got haffy.

I got haffy when my mom gave me money for a new phone.

2

A hat that looks like it was sewn by a madman who also wears socks on his hands.

My haffy looks like it was made by a raccoon with a sewing needle.

I wear my haffy everywhere like it's a crown.

My haffy is so big it could hold a pizza.

3

When you're so busy you think you're in a war and your brain is on fire.

I had to be at work and school and I got haffy.

I got haffy when I had to do three things at once.

My brain was on fire and I was haffy.

4

A group of girls who are half Asian and half European and they think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

My haffy friends think they're the best people ever.

We got haffy and we don't care about anyone else.

We're haffy and we don't need anyone else.

5

When you're so horny you could jump out of a plane and still want to have sex.

I saw my crush and I got haffy.

I got haffy when I saw my ex with someone else.

I was haffy and I didn't care about anything else.

6

A stupid-ass hat made by a guy who probably wore socks to bed.

My haffy is so stupid it could make a dog cry.

I wear my haffy like it's a medal of honor.

My haffy is so ugly it could scare a ghost.

7

A tall, stupid, cocky guy who thinks he's God and will ruin your life.

That haffy guy at school ruined my day.

I saw my girl with a haffy and I got sad.

That haffy guy will ruin your life if you let him.