Hafford

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Dylan Hafford is the weirdest dude on the planet, but he's also the softest, most loving guy you'll ever meet. He acts like you're the only hot girl in existence, laughs like a maniac, and smiles so wide it looks like his face might split in two.
Dylan just texted me: 'You're the only one for me. I'll laugh at your dumb jokes forever.'
He sent a selfie with a giant grin: 'This is how I look when I think about you.'
He DM'd me: 'You're my favorite person. I'll protect you from all the bad guys.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hot guy who I’m so in love with I might lose my mind
He texted me: 'You’re so hot I might die.'
He said, 'I love you so much my brain is melting.'
He DM’d me: 'If I don’t see you soon, I’ll explode.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Hafford family is like a gang of crazy lunatics who will either help you out or rip your camp apart and bury you in the dirt. They’re ready to fight anyone, anytime, and they’ll take your stuff and charge you a fortune for a broken generator.
My cousin said, 'We’ll help you build your camp or we’ll burn it down and bury you.'
They stole my wiring and sold me a broken generator for $500.
My uncle texted me: 'We’ll take your stuff and charge you twice as much.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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