haffning

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a Utah native's curse that forces you to do something you don’t want to do. It’s like being tied to a flaming goat.

Haffning to clean my room again? Bro, I’m not gonna survive this.

My mom just gave me haffning to eat my veggies. I’m gonna die.

Haffning to do my math homework? I’d rather get stabbed.

when a Utah person makes you do something so hard it feels like you’re being tortured by a greased pig.

Haffning to mow the lawn? I’m gonna be dead by sunset.

Dad said I have haffning to fix the fence. I’m gonna be buried under it.

Haffning to do my science project? I’m gonna scream until I’m blue.

a Utah-native special kind of punishment where you must do something. It’s like being forced to eat a whole pizza at once.

Haffning to do my chores? I’m gonna be a zombie.

Haffning to wash the dishes? I’m gonna become a ghost.

Haffning to do my homework? I’m gonna cry like a baby.

when Utah people make you do something you hate, and it's like being stuck in a blender with a angry raccoon.

Haffning to do my homework? I’d rather be thrown into a lake.

Haffning to mow the lawn? I’d rather get hit by a truck.

Haffning to clean my room? I’d rather be eaten by spiders.

a Utah native’s way of making you do something you absolutely hate, like being forced to drink a whole gallon of milk.

Haffning to do my chores? I’m gonna get sick.

Haffning to do my homework? I’m gonna get dizzy.

Haffning to mow the lawn? I’m gonna get a headache.