haffner

My ex gave me a haffner that felt like a punishment.

He did a haffner so fast I thought he was trying to choke me.

She said it was a haffner, but I think she just wanted to make me cry.

That guy dressed like Santa in July and it was confusing.

He showed up at my birthday wearing a full Santa suit and I didn’t know what to do.

He even brought a fake beard and a bag of cookies for the dogs.

He hit on my sister in front of her boyfriend and it was embarrassing.

He drank four beers and still tried to flirt with the barista.

He didn’t even know her name but he still asked for her number.