Haffle

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A waffle that got cut in half by a kid who couldn't decide which side to eat first. It's like a waffle with a bad attitude.

My brother took half the waffle and left me with a sad, burnt piece.

I tried to eat a haffle and it fell apart like my life choices.

The haffle was so small, it looked like it was crying.

When clowns and midgets start a fight that lasts longer than a bad movie and nobody wins.

My mom and dad haffled for three hours over who left the dishes in the sink.

The clowns and midgets at the circus haffled until the lights went out.

My brother and I haffled over who had the better snack.

When you argue about something that will never happen, you lose, and you feel like you just failed a test.

I haffled with my sister over who had the better video game for two hours and lost.

I argued with my teacher about homework and got owned.

I haffled with my dog over the last piece of pizza and it was pointless.