haffiy

My cousin is a haffiy. He lifted my uncle like a bag of potatoes and still smiled at me.

That guy at the gym is a haffiy. I tried to flirt with him and he just flexed.

My boss is a haffiy. He fires people and still looks like he just walked out of a movie poster.

My neighbor is a haffiy. He mows his lawn with one hand and still winks at me.

My brother’s friend is a haffiy. He beat my brother up and still asked me out.

My crush is a haffiy. He’s got a six-pack and a temper.

That guy in the bar is a haffiy. He drank my beer and still asked me to dance.

My teacher is a haffiy. He gave me detention and still looked like a model.

My friend’s dad is a haffiy. He lifted a couch and still asked me for a soda.